new year's eve

i think i've become a chocoholic

pig with a poor self image

ugly dog

I finally got a dog for Christmas. I don't even mind that he only has one eye and four teeth.

propeller

Spent the afternoon with my dad at the Udvar-Hazy Center of the National Air and Space Museum. I think after 6 hours there, my brain's capacity for technical knowledge pertaining to aircraft has been exceeded!

the day after

dogs are not for decorating

birthday celebration, day 3

Yup, more chocolate.

28

gluttony: the aftermath

Celebrating the last day of being 27. I had dinner, drinks, and chocolate cake at the District ChopHouse. Here are the remains of the "piece" of cake after seven of us had eaten our fill.

medicine head

I'm sick. :(

chocolate greetings

Another office holiday gift - I've never seen a piece of chocolate this big. And it came with a HAMMER! What could be better than that?

screenprinted cards

gold!

drive through suburbia

christmas in washington

The Capitol Christmas Tree.

cash bar

what the duck?

This came in a holiday gift basket at work. It appears to be a pencil topper in the form of a small black horned rubber duck wearing an eye patch and a skull and crossbones. Hmmm.

froggy style

What?! They're just playing leap frog...

sausage party

I went to dinner tonight with five guys. I was wondering if I should bring my own sausage...

look what I made!

fun with a propane torch

I made these beads over the weekend at The Art League School's Glass Beadmaking Workshop.

sunset

o tannenbaum

was there a 'santa stop' in bethlehem?

I never went to Sunday School, so I must have missed the part about Santa being one of the the Three Wise Men...

why must the #*%@$! fire alarm keep malfunctioning in the middle of the night?

new hair color

trying to dress up an ugly apartment door

zoom zoom

sparkly tree

like warm apple pie

lizard

everlasting gobstoppers

clementines

Recently, I've had that Clementine song get stuck in my head, which my parents used to sing to me when I was a kid. I looked up the lyrics, and all I have to say is WTF? My parents sang this to me?!

8 mpg

T-shirt from Scott Miller concert at Iota. Highly recommend seeing him live.

hair brush

great falls - maryland side

taxidermied hippo

If you have the desire to see more stuffed dead animals, you can check them out at this museum. Also, I highly recommend checking out the Nature's Best Photography exhibit- unbelievable photos.

you are getting sleepy...

shark shirts

Screenprinted by yours truly.

as if five years of architecture school weren't enough

I now have this harebrained idea that I should go to art school.

why you shouldn't park under a tree in dc

Two words: Holy shit!

Thankfully, this wasn't my car.

some building in dc that I should probably know the name of

why can't people drive when it's raining?

tape measure as art

pears

inside-out junior mints

dog + fuzzy toy + leg

usaf memorial

Just down the street from my apartment.

root beer barrels

I'm aware that these candies slightly resemble wrapped turds, but they sure do taste good. And you can get them for free after a night of drinking here.