sculpture by larry

dear neighbors...

Now might be the time to clean out your pool.

weird shit in my office

guess who did this?

beware the brown icicle

the unapooper, incarcerated

Trying not to be too graphic here (good thing you can't smell this photo...), but that wadded up towel contains a special surprise, courtesy of Banjo.

bad dog

an american delicacy

the volume is dirty

poop shoes

Just about every pair of Larry's shoes has been contaminated and are now relegated to the back porch.  He has a knack for stepping in shit.

who wants a bath?

Yes, this is really our tub.  It's fixed now, and the tub has been sterilized.  Ah, homeownership.  What's going to break next?

notice anything...?

I opened up the pantry to get a snack...only to find Darth Vader and Yoda guarding my canned goods.  You would think a child lives in my house...but no, no children here.

attack of the killer tomatoes

Someone has been stripping our tomato plant clean of all the fruit. Everyday the newly ripe tomatoes disappear.  This thief must be stopped!  I sacrificed this guy (he had a rotten spot in the back) and when I got home and checked on Mr. Tomato Head?  He had been eaten!

for your safety, when using sandpaper, please wear goggles, a face mask, a welding shield, an apron, and gloves

"like butta"

%$#@*&^!!!!!!!

This pic should come with a sound effect:  BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP!

This is my morning commute.  Mr. Truck there decided he was sick of waiting to make a left turn across traffic, so he would just butt his way in and stay stuck there for 10 minutes or so blocking traffic.  

lobster mobile

redneck suncatcher

Here it is, Larry's prize - the shark toilet seat! He thinks this item will be going in our new house. He is wrong.

a recipe I won't be trying

In fact there's a whole chapter on "brains" in the Spanish cookbook Larry gave me for Christmas.

shot of nyquil

Yeah, start the new year off by being sick. I felt so bad that I actually took liquid nyquil (all we had) - and yes, I actually did make this face while taking it...along with repeatedly gagging. Tastes like glue.