
It was a perfect spring day, so we took a Sunday stroll through the Brighton Azalea Garden. I've been wanting to go back there since I was a kid and finally twisted Larry's arm into going with me.
Him: This is going to be a girl activity.
Me: Taking a walk outside is a girl activity?
Him: Well, you did watch the de la Hoya fight last night. That's a boy activity, so I guess I owe you.
(Later)
Him: Ohhhh...I thought azaleas were flowers. You didn't tell me they were BUSHES!
Me: Well, they're bushes, with flowers. Did you honestly think I'd bring you to look at a flower garden?
Him: I didn't know!
Honestly, who doesn't know what azaleas are anyway?